Assuming that "σκυλιά" means ugly, perhaps low-life and sexually provocative women (definition documented in Λεξικό Κοινής Νεοελληνικής) or low-life, uneducated people or rednecks in a broader sense, you can use "livestock" which on one hand, according to the Urban dictionary, denotes such women and on the other hand, can also provoke to the reader the image of people behaving like animals. At the same time, you have two words ending in -stock and an alliteration of "l" (laughingstock - livestock).

http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/make oneself or somethin...

http://www.greek-language.gr/greekLang/modern_greek/tools/le...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=livestock

I wasn't made to look like a fool in a resort full of fools.

Another option would be:

I didn't go to the dogs in a resort full of dogs.

go to the dogs = become ruined
dog = a person regarded as unattractive or uninteresting

Αν σου το επιτρέπει το κείμενο:

They did not make a spectacle of me in this tourist resort (that was) hardly short of spectacles.

..... (any one of the above)...in a (tourist) resort full of dogs.